








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1794 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 406 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1078 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1084 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2795 | 53% |
| Molotovs | 277 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,811,556 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2095 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chOnk | 58% | 59 |
| #2 | Serenity | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | rayzaya | 57% | 114 |
| #4 | Ophiace | 56% | 70 |
| #5 | Шοοđ | 49% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jhon schnitler | 47 | 0.0325 |
| #2 | rayzaya | 31 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | moeshi | 30 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | SoulGaming | 22 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | chOnk | 20 | 0.0168 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1mple | 505 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | SoulGaming | 257 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | rayzaya | 230 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jhon schnitler | 217 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | chOnk | 149 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1mple | +1.94 | 39 | 66 |
| #2 | Zebruary | +1.57 | 72 | 24 |
| #3 | fvtherfigure | +1.34 | 55 | 43 |
| #4 | chOnk | +1.14 | 58 | 26 |
| #5 | S₮Ɐ₮I∁ | +0.66 | 72 | 53 |





