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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 570 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2636 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1881 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1875 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1094 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $711,896 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔩𝔲𝔰𝔢 ♡ | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | DAN | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | SoulGaming | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | moeshi | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | s n o o z e | 48% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jhon schnitler | 79 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | DAN | 43 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | SoulGaming | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | dazzaglee24 | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | s n o o z e | 29 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAN | +4.45 | 46 | 79 |
| #2 | SoulGaming | +3.86 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | s n o o z e | +1.14 | 60 | 15 |
| #4 | ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔩𝔲𝔰𝔢 ♡ | +0.44 | 13 | 26 |
| #5 | moeshi | +0.13 | 62 | 30 |





