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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,246 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1805 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3157 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2130 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2154 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $268,707 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Green | 53% | 53 |
| #2 | Papaj2137 | 45% | 163 |
| #3 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 43% | 154 |
| #4 | Magicks | 41% | 122 |
| #5 | Ludzik z Delmy | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 43% | 154 |
| #4 | Magicks | 41% | 122 |
| #5 | Ludzik z Delmy | 40% | 35 |
| #6 | Fart Enjoyer | 39% | 119 |
| #7 | zawsze cpaj zawsze stajl dziwko | 39% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papaj2137 | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Magicks | 12 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Fart Enjoyer | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Ludzik z Delmy | 5 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 285 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | Papaj2137 | 255 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Magicks | 135 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | zawsze cpaj zawsze stajl dziwko | 119 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fart Enjoyer | 67 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pszczouła | +2.21 | 60 | 71 |
| #2 | zawsze cpaj zawsze stajl dziwko | +0.19 | 60 | 49 |
| #3 | Magicks | -0.06 | 59 | 43 |
| #4 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | -0.54 | 52 | 56 |
| #5 | Green | -2.24 | 53 | 35 |





