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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 564 | 23% |
| Smokes | 758 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 561 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 563 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,365 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Green | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | Ludzik z Delmy | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Pszczouła | 41% | 122 |
| #4 | Papaj2137 | 41% | 110 |
| #5 | zawsze cpaj zawsze stajl dziwko | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Pszczouła | 41% | 122 |
| #4 | Papaj2137 | 41% | 110 |
| #5 | zawsze cpaj zawsze stajl dziwko | 41% | 37 |
| #6 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 40% | 88 |
| #7 | Fart Enjoyer | 35% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papaj2137 | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Pszczouła | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Ludzik z Delmy | 4 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | Green | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pszczouła | 308 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 172 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Papaj2137 | 161 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | zawsze cpaj zawsze stajl dziwko | 82 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fart Enjoyer | 38 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pszczouła | +1.57 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | Magicks | +0.29 | 58 | 42 |
| #3 | zawsze cpaj zawsze stajl dziwko | -0.21 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | -0.58 | 50 | 56 |
| #5 | Fart Enjoyer | -2.08 | 34 | 42 |





