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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 450 | 33% |
| Smokes | 181 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 405 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 340 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,401 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 569 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Green | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Magicks | 41% | 37 |
| #3 | Pszczouła | 39% | 59 |
| #4 | Papaj2137 | 35% | 49 |
| #5 | Fart Enjoyer | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Magicks | 41% | 37 |
| #3 | Pszczouła | 39% | 59 |
| #4 | Papaj2137 | 35% | 49 |
| #5 | Fart Enjoyer | 32% | 28 |
| #6 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papaj2137 | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Magicks | 5 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Pszczouła | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pszczouła | 166 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 56 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Papaj2137 | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Magicks | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fart Enjoyer | 21 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pszczouła | +2.01 | 59 | 73 |
| #2 | zawsze cpaj zawsze stajl dziwko | +0.22 | 61 | 48 |
| #3 | Magicks | -0.88 | 57 | 43 |
| #4 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | -0.96 | 50 | 56 |
| #5 | Papaj2137 | -2.20 | 51 | 53 |





