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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
827 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 305 | 12% |
| Smokes | 670 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1144 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 405 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $412,506 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Green | 46% | 24 |
| #2 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 41% | 103 |
| #3 | Pszczouła | 39% | 119 |
| #4 | Papaj2137 | 37% | 126 |
| #5 | Magicks | 35% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papaj2137 | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Magicks | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Pszczouła | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Ludzik z Delmy | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 6 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pszczouła | 319 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Papaj2137 | 195 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | 189 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Magicks | 78 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ludzik z Delmy | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pszczouła | +2.54 | 59 | 71 |
| #2 | zawsze cpaj zawsze stajl dziwko | +0.88 | 58 | 50 |
| #3 | ࿋Marek Grechuta | +0.20 | 55 | 56 |
| #4 | Magicks | -0.09 | 59 | 42 |
| #5 | Green | -2.00 | 50 | 38 |





