








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1962 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1344 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1516 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1352 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,141,546 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 968 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vyff | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | Chemno | 46% | 61 |
| #3 | Mark | 45% | 33 |
| #4 | Slacko | 45% | 53 |
| #5 | Nice Killer(DK) | 44% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chemno | 185 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Nice Killer(DK) | 149 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Slacko | 99 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Vyff | 69 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mark | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EGO | +3.94 | 63 | 52 |
| #2 | Vyff | +2.75 | 56 | 75 |
| #3 | Mark | +2.10 | 63 | 39 |
| #4 | Swodah | -0.21 | 21 | 57 |
| #5 | Nice Killer(DK) | -0.95 | 32 | 57 |





