








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1714 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1637 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 198 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 1614 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,724 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rampage | 268 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | glock and ball torture | 264 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Flarelo | 260 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Yomi | 234 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | sulli | 142 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rampage | +3.09 | 61 | 61 |
| #2 | Yomi | +2.43 | 62 | 57 |
| #3 | sulli | +2.19 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | Flarelo | +1.40 | 81 | 57 |
| #5 | KAYL0CK | +0.62 | 48 | 59 |





