








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 296 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2760 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1307 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2953 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3335 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $871,290 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rampage | 22 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ⋆。°✩rejuicer✩°。⋆ | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Flarelo | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | glock and ball torture | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | sulli | 7 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rampage | 264 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | Flarelo | 202 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | ⋆。°✩rejuicer✩°。⋆ | 200 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | glock and ball torture | 190 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Carrot | 182 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carrot | +5.10 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | Rampage | +3.03 | 55 | 64 |
| #3 | Yomi | +1.88 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | sulli | +1.62 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | Flarelo | +1.16 | 77 | 57 |





