








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1935 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3382 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2353 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2394 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,488 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | glock and ball torture | 51% | 100 |
| #5 | Flarelo | 50% | 78 |
| #6 | Yomi | 49% | 204 |
| #7 | ⋆。°✩rejuicer✩°。⋆ | 49% | 199 |
| #8 | sulli | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⋆。°✩rejuicer✩°。⋆ | 403 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | Yomi | 302 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | glock and ball torture | 220 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Flarelo | 179 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | sulli | 121 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rampage | +2.90 | 60 | 62 |
| #2 | sulli | +2.21 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | Yomi | +1.93 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | Flarelo | +1.11 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | ⋆。°✩rejuicer✩°。⋆ | +0.06 | 49 | 41 |





