








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2574 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1767 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1853 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2254 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,107,908 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⋆。°✩rejuicer✩°。⋆ | 18 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | sulli | 13 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Rampage | 12 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Yomi | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | hs2k | 7 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sulli | 459 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | ⋆。°✩rejuicer✩°。⋆ | 290 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Yomi | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rampage | 108 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | glock and ball torture | 103 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rampage | +2.04 | 60 | 55 |
| #2 | Flarelo | +1.67 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | sulli | +1.62 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | Yomi | +0.85 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | KAYL0CK | +0.70 | 49 | 55 |





