








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1703 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1308 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1279 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1863 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $418,704 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fo0ckie | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | GodSnax_CS | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | rupx (starting gym soon) | 57% | 229 |
| #4 | office mouse | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | footjobJohnson (new to gym) | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | rupx (starting gym soon) | 57% | 229 |
| #4 | office mouse | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | footjobJohnson (new to gym) | 42% | 64 |
| #6 | cp peek💔 | 41% | 41 |
| #7 | Kawaii Jeff Buckley | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rupx (starting gym soon) | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | footjobJohnson (new to gym) | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | cp peek💔 | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | fo0ckie | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | GodSnax_CS | 2 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rupx (starting gym soon) | 460 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | footjobJohnson (new to gym) | 201 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | fo0ckie | 67 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | office mouse | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | cp peek💔 | 59 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kawaii Jeff Buckley | +2.72 | 71 | 51 |
| #2 | rupx (starting gym soon) | +1.70 | 59 | 61 |
| #3 | cp peek💔 | +1.12 | 85 | 43 |
| #4 | footjobJohnson (new to gym) | +0.88 | 88 | 64 |
| #5 | bad | +0.68 | 73 | 58 |





