








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 611 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5432 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4883 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4511 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4301 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,134,500 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 727 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beeHop | 62% | 50 |
| #2 | Ranga | 59% | 49 |
| #3 | Just Je-sus Morsh. | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | RyzeNNNNNNN | 54% | 202 |
| #5 | bupating | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Ekzistance | 48% | 87 |
| #13 | Sicario | 48% | 264 |
| #14 | Mutth Mantri | 48% | 86 |
| #15 | nope | 45% | 135 |
| #16 | ❄️ MRIJA ❄ | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sicario | 956 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | RyzeNNNNNNN | 607 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | Ekzistance | 387 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #4 | nope | 270 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Ghostmallya | 257 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZeniKoP | +2.03 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | JS | +0.82 | 67 | 56 |
| #3 | Ranga | +0.74 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | KA$H | +0.33 | 55 | 61 |
| #5 | Sicario | +0.32 | 66 | 66 |





