








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 706 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3739 | 13% |
| Smokes | 9016 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 9580 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 6038 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,923,723 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 581 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sicario | 17 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | KA$H | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | k0k@iN | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | RyzeNNNNNNN | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Ekzistance | 8 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sicario | 1184 | 0.20 | 28 min |
| #2 | beeHop | 943 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #3 | Ekzistance | 451 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #4 | KA$H | 425 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #5 | RyzeNNNNNNN | 350 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZeniKoP | +2.75 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | KA$H | +2.00 | 62 | 66 |
| #3 | nope | +1.74 | 57 | 73 |
| #4 | ZolDyck | +1.18 | 41 | 65 |
| #5 | Ghostmallya | +1.02 | 53 | 70 |





