








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 760 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 138 matches | ||
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3180 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3828 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2972 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4501 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,053,326 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ramimirez | 69% | 52 |
| #2 | Caby @ligaaceesports | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | Mankarlit0s | 57% | 83 |
| #4 | weedy | 55% | 55 |
| #5 | Povee- | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mankarlit0s | 270 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | ramimirez | 268 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | weedy | 242 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | Caby @ligaaceesports | 242 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #5 | Povee- | 115 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beamish | +2.40 | 88 | 53 |
| #2 | ramimirez | +1.40 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | weedy | +0.73 | 74 | 72 |
| #4 | Mankarlit0s | +0.37 | 61 | 66 |
| #5 | Caby @ligaaceesports | -0.09 | 62 | 74 |





