








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 364 matches | ||
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10605 | 38% |
| Smokes | 6016 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6704 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4450 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,248 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kysuke♿ @AncestralSports | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | Beamish | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | manELELE★ www.twitch.tv/manelele | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Spynergy^[S] | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | brockz | 48% | 311 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Sealiah | 47% | 55 |
| #7 | Bmo1zlNd | 47% | 51 |
| #8 | weedy | 45% | 149 |
| #9 | dextin19 | 41% | 34 |
| #10 | KnoxX | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brockz | 15 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | weedy | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Sealiah | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Bmo1zlNd | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Spynergy^[S] | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weedy | 636 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | brockz | 473 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | Sealiah | 142 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Spynergy^[S] | 126 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bmo1zlNd | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kysuke♿ @AncestralSports | +3.30 | 70 | 75 |
| #2 | Beamish | +1.27 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | Caby @ligaaceesports | +1.21 | 66 | 74 |
| #4 | weedy | +0.37 | 72 | 72 |
| #5 | brockz | -0.30 | 74 | 63 |





