








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7301 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6926 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3517 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3762 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,557,974 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 453 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ramimirez | 59% | 81 |
| #2 | 𓆰TachoPayus𓆪 | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | Beamish | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | Arigato | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | sum® | 49% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sum® | 18 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Yak1ro | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Queen Scopes | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | ramimirez | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Mankarlit0s | 10 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yak1ro | 464 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | ramimirez | 427 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #3 | sum® | 402 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #4 | Mankarlit0s | 236 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | 𓆰TachoPayus𓆪 | 220 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yak1ro | +2.29 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | Povee- | +1.99 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | ramimirez | +1.82 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | sum® | +1.49 | 78 | 71 |
| #5 | 𓆰TachoPayus𓆪 | +1.46 | 79 | 64 |





