








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3098 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3336 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3546 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2954 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $495,083 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uwuwuewue | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | Qrestu | 48% | 182 |
| #3 | ✪ Domoinik ✪ ™ | 48% | 154 |
| #4 | KukuMaster | 45% | 141 |
| #5 | セバスチャンの一番の | 45% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ Domoinik ✪ ™ | 48% | 154 |
| #4 | KukuMaster | 45% | 141 |
| #5 | セバスチャンの一番の | 45% | 137 |
| #6 | Negi | 44% | 248 |
| #7 | Piduru | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negi | 18 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | セバスチャンの一番の | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | KukuMaster | 14 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Qrestu | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Piduru | 7 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negi | 829 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | KukuMaster | 671 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #3 | Qrestu | 383 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | セバスチャンの一番の | 274 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | ✪ Domoinik ✪ ™ | 143 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qrestu | +4.04 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | KukuMaster | +1.21 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | Negi | +0.08 | 57 | 69 |
| #4 | Baradosso ツ | -0.04 | 63 | 67 |
| #5 | Uwuwuewue | -0.54 | 71 | 56 |





