








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2482 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1895 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1243 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1684 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $543,251 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | pigis | 54% | 109 |
| #6 | Jope | 53% | 40 |
| #7 | Dukran | 51% | 41 |
| #8 | Purke | 51% | 87 |
| #9 | #zauza# | 44% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jusp3 | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Purke | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | #zauza# | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | lehmustus | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Dukran | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pigis | 594 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #2 | Jusp3 | 300 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | #zauza# | 288 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dukran | 269 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #5 | lehmustus | 229 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pate #29 | +1.99 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | Jope | +1.39 | 79 | 79 |
| #3 | Dukran | +1.04 | 56 | 64 |
| #4 | lehmustus | +0.85 | 48 | 73 |
| #5 | pigis | +0.77 | 69 | 71 |





