








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2118 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1375 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2303 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1947 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $689,745 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #zauza# | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Pate #29 | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | pigis | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Purke | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Jope | 3 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pigis | 671 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #2 | Pate #29 | 362 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | #zauza# | 340 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | Dukran | 277 | 0.33 | 6 min |
| #5 | lehmustus | 164 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jope | +2.63 | 80 | 79 |
| #2 | Dukran | +2.36 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | Pate #29 | +2.32 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | Jusp3 | +0.91 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | lehmustus | +0.78 | 45 | 72 |





