








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 579 | 26% |
| Smokes | 522 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 570 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 559 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,878 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drust | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | nadeo | 76% | 37 |
| #3 | etnie | 74% | 38 |
| #4 | (p) e L k o | 70% | 20 |
| #5 | Iso10 | 70% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Iso10 | 70% | 33 |
| #6 | Trebuans | 63% | 32 |
| #7 | ʀᴇᴢᴘᴇᴇᴋ | 40% | 5 |
| #8 | ʳ ᵉ ᶻ ᵖ ᵒ | 36% | 33 |
| #9 | Ati✪ | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʳ ᵉ ᶻ ᵖ ᵒ | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | nadeo | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nadeo | 151 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | etnie | 104 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Iso10 | 97 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | ʳ ᵉ ᶻ ᵖ ᵒ | 63 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | (p) e L k o | 51 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (p) e L k o | +3.67 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | Iso10 | +1.01 | 67 | 80 |
| #3 | nadeo | +0.98 | 78 | 74 |
| #4 | etnie | +0.61 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | ʀᴇᴢᴘᴇᴇᴋ | +0.57 | 79 | 41 |





