








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 327 | 30% |
| Smokes | 39 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 304 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 422 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,243 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskimo | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | greg heffley #BLM | 80% | 15 |
| #3 | Joe | 75% | 20 |
| #4 | Koji | 74% | 38 |
| #5 | ✪creeperjo | 72% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koji | 10 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | i wanna kms | 5 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | greg heffley #BLM | 5 | 0.0199 |
| #4 | eskimo | 5 | 0.0233 |
| #5 | ✪creeperjo | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe | 99 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | Koji | 97 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪creeperjo | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | i wanna kms | 36 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | greg heffley #BLM | 31 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪creeperjo | +7.80 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | eskimo | +6.42 | 96 | 56 |
| #3 | Koji | +6.21 | 90 | 58 |
| #4 | greg heffley #BLM | +2.29 | 88 | 45 |
| #5 | Joe | +1.57 | 83 | 60 |





