








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3871 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2208 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2371 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2541 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,040,543 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nightmare | 74% | 38 |
| #2 | greg heffley #BLM | 68% | 53 |
| #3 | i wanna kms | 67% | 118 |
| #4 | ✪creeperjo | 62% | 351 |
| #5 | Joe | 61% | 290 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nightmare | 74% | 38 |
| #2 | greg heffley #BLM | 68% | 53 |
| #3 | i wanna kms | 67% | 118 |
| #4 | ✪creeperjo | 62% | 351 |
| #5 | Joe | 61% | 290 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪creeperjo | 48 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Joe | 26 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | i wanna kms | 24 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | greg heffley #BLM | 10 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | Nightmare | 10 | 0.0143 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe | 960 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | ✪creeperjo | 695 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #3 | i wanna kms | 231 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | greg heffley #BLM | 94 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nightmare | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | greg heffley #BLM | +5.03 | 86 | 49 |
| #2 | ✪creeperjo | +4.61 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | Koji | +2.27 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | i wanna kms | +1.02 | 74 | 57 |
| #5 | Joe | +0.26 | 76 | 60 |





