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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 695 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 388 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5250 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1976 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 8784 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 6209 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,634 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1007 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eetuli | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Smurffiin4 | 58% | 154 |
| #3 | L3de | 53% | 314 |
| #4 | Huuhkajanvaaran Veke | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eetuli | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Smurffiin4 | 58% | 154 |
| #3 | L3de | 53% | 314 |
| #4 | Huuhkajanvaaran Veke | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smurffiin4 | 26 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | L3de | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Huuhkajanvaaran Veke | 5 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L3de | 859 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #2 | Smurffiin4 | 177 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Eetuli | 113 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Huuhkajanvaaran Veke | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smurffiin4 | +2.89 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | L3de | +0.75 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | Slörbö | -0.69 | 52 | 75 |
| #4 | Huuhkajanvaaran Veke | -1.44 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | Eetuli | -1.60 | 54 | 67 |





