








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 202 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,813 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4721 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4369 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3536 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4187 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,163,989 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 809 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Sava9e | 57% | 35 |
| #7 | Blaster Diesel$ETH | 56% | 39 |
| #8 | Caitlyn Kiramman | 52% | 46 |
| #9 | sunZHU | 52% | 48 |
| #10 | andrea | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | William | +4.49 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | Jacob | +3.35 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | CTron | +2.70 | 87 | 55 |
| #4 | Sava9e | +2.15 | 69 | 78 |
| #5 | Blaster Diesel$ETH | +2.11 | 88 | 71 |





