








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 206 matches | ||
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5295 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6075 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4430 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5124 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,496,899 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 951 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gosu | 61% | 83 |
| #2 | Jacob | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | PulseFrostiettv | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | med | 46% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gosu | 61% | 83 |
| #2 | Jacob | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | PulseFrostiettv | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | med | 46% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | med | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | PulseFrostiettv | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Jacob | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | med | 495 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | Jacob | 163 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | gosu | 156 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | PulseFrostiettv | 101 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunZHU | +2.73 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | Jacob | +1.90 | 86 | 65 |
| #3 | gosu | +0.87 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | PulseFrostiettv | +0.68 | 76 | 58 |
| #5 | med | -0.19 | 75 | 66 |





