








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 147 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4402 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4023 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5811 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5351 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,052,605 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BA113N | 57% | 77 |
| #2 | CounterStroke | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Jmoo | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | Jay | 51% | 152 |
| #5 | Domciu_ | 48% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Domciu_ | 48% | 89 |
| #6 | Whisky | 48% | 63 |
| #7 | Drako | 47% | 38 |
| #8 | CJ⛱ | 45% | 88 |
| #9 | BOOMAN⛟ | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Whisky | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | BOOMAN⛟ | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | BA113N | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Domciu_ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay | 258 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | CJ⛱ | 233 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Whisky | 192 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Domciu_ | 173 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Drako | 81 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOOMAN⛟ | +3.75 | 69 | 59 |
| #2 | BA113N | +3.61 | 91 | 44 |
| #3 | Jmoo | +1.04 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | Domciu_ | +0.84 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | Jay | +0.80 | 59 | 58 |





