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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,104 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8719 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7507 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6429 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5449 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,784,665 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Apexknight101 | 45% | 127 |
| #8 | dioxyde ☣ | 44% | 147 |
| #9 | N0IR | 44% | 64 |
| #10 | Strawwberrybaby | 42% | 179 |
| #11 | SlicedCatnip | 34% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonesaw | 23 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | dioxyde ☣ | 17 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Strawwberrybaby | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | MuffinZ | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | AMNR3DD | 7 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuffinZ | 282 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | dioxyde ☣ | 172 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Strawwberrybaby | 147 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bonesaw | 118 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | AMNR3DD | 92 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bonesaw | +4.44 | 82 | 31 |
| #2 | AMNR3DD | +3.87 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | MuffinZ | +2.01 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | SlicedCatnip | +1.93 | 50 | 33 |
| #5 | keasey | +1.57 | 69 | 24 |





