








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 169 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1731 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2165 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2358 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2553 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $727,354 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Jay | 47% | 195 |
| #6 | BOOMAN⛟ | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | Jmoo | 41% | 17 |
| #8 | Drako | 38% | 53 |
| #9 | RagingJonE | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay | 290 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | CJ⛱ | 177 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | AMNR3DD | 173 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Drako | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | BA113N | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOOMAN⛟ | +4.88 | 74 | 60 |
| #2 | BA113N | +3.37 | 87 | 39 |
| #3 | Jmoo | +1.39 | 88 | 56 |
| #4 | Domciu_ | +1.09 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | Jay | +0.40 | 63 | 58 |





