








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 769 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 340 matches | ||
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3983 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5484 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5486 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3623 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,169,513 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BA113N | 55% | 110 |
| #2 | AMNR3DD | 51% | 152 |
| #3 | CJ⛱ | 51% | 97 |
| #4 | Jmoo | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | Domciu_ | 47% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMNR3DD | 333 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | Domciu_ | 330 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | CJ⛱ | 267 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Drako | 211 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Jmoo | 91 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BA113N | +3.14 | 88 | 41 |
| #2 | BOOMAN⛟ | +2.98 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Jmoo | +1.02 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | Jay | +0.98 | 62 | 55 |
| #5 | Domciu_ | +0.92 | 65 | 58 |





