








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 534 matches | ||
| Wingman | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8248 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4445 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 9840 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 6491 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,496,335 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Cany | 52% | 157 |
| #7 | covesto | 51% | 329 |
| #8 | sti_ | 51% | 128 |
| #9 | WM BEST MODE | 49% | 440 |
| #10 | Husty #ESP | 49% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WM BEST MODE | 27 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | covesto | 23 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Husty #ESP | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Cany | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | [MS-15] Karny | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WM BEST MODE | 1781 | 0.19 | 34 min |
| #2 | covesto | 1314 | 0.19 | 31 min |
| #3 | Cany | 349 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | [MS-15] Karny | 283 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | Husty #ESP | 261 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einfach besser l2p | +4.17 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Sno0w | +2.37 | 85 | 52 |
| #3 | [MS-15] Karny | +1.59 | 88 | 63 |
| #4 | eieibox | -0.38 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | Cany | -0.79 | 69 | 60 |





