








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 367 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4513 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4032 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3867 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3588 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,454,754 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einfach besser l2p | 52% | 157 |
| #2 | WM BEST MODE | 51% | 79 |
| #3 | Sno0w | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Lord Jowa | 48% | 79 |
| #5 | eieibox | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Lord Jowa | 48% | 79 |
| #5 | eieibox | 48% | 52 |
| #6 | sti_ | 45% | 62 |
| #7 | Mc.Sneaky | 44% | 61 |
| #8 | covesto | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einfach besser l2p | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Mc.Sneaky | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | WM BEST MODE | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Lord Jowa | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | eieibox | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einfach besser l2p | 444 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | WM BEST MODE | 395 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | Lord Jowa | 190 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | covesto | 184 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mc.Sneaky | 149 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einfach besser l2p | +3.37 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | Sno0w | +2.27 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | Cany | +0.72 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | eieibox | -0.44 | 74 | 57 |
| #5 | sti_ | -1.10 | 63 | 57 |





