








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8313 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5777 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7284 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6880 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,245,824 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 787 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Einfach besser l2p | 49% | 440 |
| #7 | Husty #ESP | 48% | 189 |
| #8 | i wanna waste away | 47% | 76 |
| #9 | covesto | 47% | 264 |
| #10 | sti_ | 45% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einfach besser l2p | 24 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | covesto | 23 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | i wanna waste away | 12 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Husty #ESP | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Sno0w | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einfach besser l2p | +4.23 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Sno0w | +2.59 | 83 | 51 |
| #3 | [MS-15] Karny | +1.88 | 86 | 66 |
| #4 | eieibox | +0.20 | 80 | 54 |
| #5 | Cany | -0.54 | 71 | 59 |





