








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 660 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,894 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1905 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2148 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1892 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1949 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,986,983 of utility $263 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shiseii | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | Reckxes | 61% | 150 |
| #3 | sti_ | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | DeXXetY® | 58% | 55 |
| #5 | ✪ Flaya | 57% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Einfach besser l2p | 56% | 210 |
| #8 | WM BEST MODE | 56% | 132 |
| #9 | eieibox | 54% | 46 |
| #10 | Husty #ESP | 53% | 77 |
| #11 | Cany | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | covesto | 20 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Einfach besser l2p | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | WM BEST MODE | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Reckxes | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Husty #ESP | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | covesto | 973 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #2 | Einfach besser l2p | 585 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | WM BEST MODE | 544 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | Reckxes | 367 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #5 | DeXXetY® | 145 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einfach besser l2p | +3.54 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | Sno0w | +3.10 | 86 | 53 |
| #3 | DeXXetY® | +2.56 | 84 | 70 |
| #4 | shiseii | +1.20 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | eieibox | +0.21 | 73 | 58 |





