








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 275 | 12% |
| Smokes | 531 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 826 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 748 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $559,771 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fisch | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | mojo | 50% | 114 |
| #3 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 46% | 133 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 45% | 104 |
| #5 | Luca | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 46% | 133 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 45% | 104 |
| #5 | Luca | 44% | 18 |
| #6 | Fentysha | 44% | 168 |
| #7 | Jon | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | fisch | 6 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | Luca | 3 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Fentysha | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | ChrisTRG | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisTRG | 193 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jon | 152 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 106 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fentysha | 87 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | mojo | 75 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mojo | +3.54 | 74 | 45 |
| #2 | ChrisTRG | +2.40 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | fisch | +1.70 | 83 | 26 |
| #4 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | +1.37 | 77 | 50 |
| #5 | Luca | +1.17 | 83 | 28 |





