








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2201 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1900 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1531 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 411 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $336,157 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mojo | 46% | 209 |
| #2 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 43% | 129 |
| #3 | Damn Daniel | 42% | 57 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 42% | 138 |
| #5 | Fentysha | 41% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mojo | 46% | 209 |
| #2 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 43% | 129 |
| #3 | Damn Daniel | 42% | 57 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 42% | 138 |
| #5 | Fentysha | 41% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 13 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | ChrisTRG | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Fentysha | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | mojo | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisTRG | 267 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | mojo | 156 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 83 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fentysha | 27 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Damn Daniel | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mojo | +3.15 | 75 | 46 |
| #2 | ChrisTRG | +1.53 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | +0.05 | 68 | 54 |
| #4 | Jon | -1.72 | 39 | 67 |
| #5 | Damn Daniel | -3.23 | 47 | 22 |





