








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2864 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1176 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2462 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2402 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1513 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $868,881 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mojo | 50% | 172 |
| #2 | fisch | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 47% | 242 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 45% | 148 |
| #5 | Damn Daniel | 44% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | fisch | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 47% | 242 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 45% | 148 |
| #5 | Damn Daniel | 44% | 168 |
| #6 | Jon | 41% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 26 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | fisch | 19 | 0.0186 |
| #3 | Damn Daniel | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | mojo | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisTRG | 256 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | Jon | 217 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | 183 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | mojo | 133 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Damn Daniel | 37 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mojo | +3.91 | 75 | 46 |
| #2 | ChrisTRG | +2.59 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | fisch | +1.79 | 81 | 17 |
| #4 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | +1.65 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | Jon | -1.48 | 43 | 68 |





