








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1838 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2078 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4903 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2683 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,605,697 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fisch | 51% | 103 |
| #2 | mojo | 51% | 406 |
| #3 | Luca | 50% | 86 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 49% | 280 |
| #5 | Fentysha | 47% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Luca | 50% | 86 |
| #4 | ChrisTRG | 49% | 280 |
| #5 | Fentysha | 47% | 242 |
| #6 | Damn Daniel | 46% | 133 |
| #7 | Jon | 43% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fisch | 13 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | mojo | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | ChrisTRG | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Luca | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Fentysha | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisTRG | 417 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #2 | mojo | 289 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | fisch | 267 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jon | 252 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Luca | 122 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fisch | +3.12 | 86 | 49 |
| #2 | mojo | +1.94 | 71 | 47 |
| #3 | ChrisTRG | +1.21 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | Luca | +0.68 | 82 | 40 |
| #5 | 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩 | +0.58 | 76 | 51 |





