








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 215 | 11% |
| Smokes | 565 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 398 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 742 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,780 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jusbe | 41% | 87 |
| #2 | wiltsen | 37% | 75 |
| #3 | pera_69 | 31% | 36 |
| #4 | ValioPlay kebunänni jänis! | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | RUOSTERACING | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jusbe | 41% | 87 |
| #2 | wiltsen | 37% | 75 |
| #3 | pera_69 | 31% | 36 |
| #4 | ValioPlay kebunänni jänis! | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | RUOSTERACING | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jusbe | 35 | 0.0210 |
| #2 | wiltsen | 21 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | pera_69 | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | RUOSTERACING | 4 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | ValioPlay kebunänni jänis! | 3 | 0.0160 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jusbe | 135 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | RUOSTERACING | 56 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | wiltsen | 49 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | pera_69 | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | ValioPlay kebunänni jänis! | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jusbe | +3.36 | 66 | 34 |
| #2 | pera_69 | +2.40 | 75 | 35 |
| #3 | RUOSTERACING | +1.74 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | ValioPlay kebunänni jänis! | -1.11 | 59 | 44 |
| #5 | wiltsen | -1.16 | 43 | 31 |





