








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 744 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2651 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4647 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6179 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3980 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,320,526 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSIV2 | 52% | 65 |
| #2 | mattagyyyys | 52% | 185 |
| #3 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 52% | 151 |
| #4 | Ruokimua | 51% | 78 |
| #5 | Snibs | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 52% | 151 |
| #4 | Ruokimua | 51% | 78 |
| #5 | Snibs | 50% | 28 |
| #6 | Mr.Gibbler | 49% | 115 |
| #7 | LorttoNyymi | 43% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 29 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | LorttoNyymi | 20 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Mr.Gibbler | 15 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Ruokimua | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSIV2 | 8 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Gibbler | 316 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 244 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | LorttoNyymi | 243 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ruokimua | 152 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Snibs | 148 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snibs | +2.13 | 73 | 71 |
| #2 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSIV2 | +0.94 | 56 | 60 |
| #3 | Mr.Gibbler | +0.77 | 57 | 31 |
| #4 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | +0.51 | 56 | 50 |
| #5 | mattagyyyys | -0.40 | 52 | 42 |





