








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 787 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2298 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4417 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2572 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2650 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,731,613 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 994 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LorttoNyymi | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | mattagyyyys | 51% | 222 |
| #3 | Bardcore | 51% | 78 |
| #4 | Jul1us | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LorttoNyymi | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | mattagyyyys | 51% | 222 |
| #3 | Bardcore | 51% | 78 |
| #4 | Jul1us | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mattagyyyys | 18 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 9 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | Bardcore | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | LorttoNyymi | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Jul1us | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mattagyyyys | 140 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #2 | Bardcore | 124 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jul1us | 95 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | LorttoNyymi | 75 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | +1.69 | 44 | 55 |
| #2 | Jul1us | +1.44 | 55 | 60 |
| #3 | mattagyyyys | +0.74 | 51 | 43 |
| #4 | Ruokimua | +0.55 | 42 | 53 |
| #5 | LorttoNyymi | +0.46 | 55 | 57 |





