








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2554 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4638 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3821 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3477 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $754,304 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Kurns | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | Jul1us | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | mattagyyyys | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | Ruokimua | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 51% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ŢѺƝῪ ŢŖŪÀƝÐ | 50% | 30 |
| #7 | Snibs | 48% | 29 |
| #8 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSIV2 | 45% | 49 |
| #9 | Mr.Gibbler | 44% | 52 |
| #10 | Bardcore | 43% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 34 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Ruokimua | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSIV2 | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Mr.Gibbler | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Bardcore | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | 328 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | Bardcore | 219 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Snibs | 148 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mr.Gibbler | 100 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSIV2 | 87 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snibs | +2.80 | 67 | 73 |
| #2 | Jul1us | +1.71 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | Mr Kurns | +0.94 | 62 | 44 |
| #4 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSIV2 | +0.79 | 55 | 58 |
| #5 | MÖMMÖ_MÖRSI | +0.57 | 54 | 57 |





