








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 236 | 15% |
| Smokes | 245 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 713 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 348 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $476,968 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wtfnick | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Wazuk | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | Flyerrrx | 43% | 44 |
| #4 | Thesuperfan | 42% | 88 |
| #5 | Melone | 39% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thesuperfan | 225 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | MoneyDownTheDrain.com | 67 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Melone | 63 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Flyerrrx | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Wazuk | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wtfnick | +3.90 | 93 | 33 |
| #2 | Thesuperfan | +3.60 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | Wazuk | +3.28 | 55 | 43 |
| #4 | Melone | +2.00 | 39 | 42 |
| #5 | Flyerrrx | -0.86 | 41 | 38 |





