








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2047 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1382 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1686 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2660 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,062 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kob | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | bbuster | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | wtfnick | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | pj | 54% | 83 |
| #5 | Wazuk | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thesuperfan | 17 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Flyerrrx | 17 | 0.0148 |
| #3 | Melone | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | wtfnick | 9 | 0.0162 |
| #5 | Wazuk | 8 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thesuperfan | 295 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | pj | 144 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | bbuster | 111 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Flyerrrx | 81 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kob | 72 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bbuster | +5.25 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | Thesuperfan | +3.72 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | Wazuk | +3.13 | 58 | 35 |
| #4 | pj | +1.81 | 66 | 37 |
| #5 | Melone | +1.16 | 47 | 45 |





