








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2139 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2926 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2503 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2216 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $751,298 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wtfnick | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | Wazuk | 49% | 94 |
| #3 | Melone | 48% | 159 |
| #4 | Flyerrrx | 48% | 109 |
| #5 | MoneyDownTheDrain.com | 46% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flyerrrx | 23 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | MoneyDownTheDrain.com | 19 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Wazuk | 19 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | wtfnick | 18 | 0.0176 |
| #5 | Melone | 15 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoneyDownTheDrain.com | 262 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Flyerrrx | 155 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Melone | 141 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Wazuk | 100 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | ChickendasHuhn | 76 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thesuperfan | +3.27 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Wazuk | +2.33 | 54 | 40 |
| #3 | Melone | +1.23 | 41 | 43 |
| #4 | wtfnick | +0.95 | 86 | 36 |
| #5 | MoneyDownTheDrain.com | -1.25 | 41 | 45 |





