








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1316 | 25% |
| Smokes | 567 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1595 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1689 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $931,967 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 591 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeiXX | 47% | 34 |
| #2 | Epic diarrhea gaming | 47% | 47 |
| #3 | whwy | 45% | 78 |
| #4 | Thund3r | 37% | 84 |
| #5 | Trexcot | 33% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whwy | 464 | 0.33 | 12 min |
| #2 | SeiXX | 129 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Epic diarrhea gaming | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Thund3r | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Trexcot | 66 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeiXX | +4.50 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | Trexcot | +3.92 | 79 | 38 |
| #3 | whwy | +2.32 | 53 | 74 |
| #4 | Epic diarrhea gaming | +2.14 | 83 | 57 |
| #5 | πΈππππππ | -0.13 | 44 | 40 |





