








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1018 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1294 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1245 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1500 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,180,964 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mette F. | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Epic diarrhea gaming | 62% | 45 |
| #3 | SeiXX | 58% | 71 |
| #4 | KimJungBieber | 49% | 63 |
| #5 | whwy | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whwy | 357 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #2 | SeiXX | 237 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Trexcot | 107 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Epic diarrhea gaming | 81 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | βBΓ¦tteβ | 81 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeiXX | +5.68 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | KimJungBieber | +3.38 | 84 | 23 |
| #3 | Trexcot | +3.17 | 77 | 42 |
| #4 | Epic diarrhea gaming | +2.63 | 83 | 54 |
| #5 | whwy | +1.43 | 54 | 72 |





