








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1738 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2331 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1830 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2455 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,016,101 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KimJungBieber | 64% | 50 |
| #2 | Thund3r | 62% | 45 |
| #3 | whwy | 59% | 146 |
| #4 | RetiredThug | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | SeiXX | 54% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trexcot | 34 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | whwy | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | SeiXX | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | KimJungBieber | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | πΈππππππ | 6 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whwy | 1107 | 0.38 | 30 min |
| #2 | SeiXX | 368 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | Trexcot | 106 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | βBΓ¦tteβ | 73 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Thund3r | 60 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KimJungBieber | +3.53 | 82 | 29 |
| #2 | SeiXX | +2.78 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | Trexcot | +2.56 | 74 | 37 |
| #4 | Epic diarrhea gaming | +1.84 | 84 | 55 |
| #5 | whwy | +0.26 | 50 | 74 |





