








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4026 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9455 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1836 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 6100 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4329 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $506,680 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1057 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic diarrhea gaming | 59% | 146 |
| #2 | SeiXX | 57% | 58 |
| #3 | Trexcot | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | KimJungBieber | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Thund3r | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trexcot | 36 | 0.0210 |
| #2 | πΈππππππ | 11 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | SeiXX | 9 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Epic diarrhea gaming | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Thund3r | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epic diarrhea gaming | 247 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | SeiXX | 242 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | Trexcot | 135 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | πΈππππππ | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Thund3r | 69 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trexcot | +3.71 | 77 | 38 |
| #2 | KimJungBieber | +3.62 | 82 | 23 |
| #3 | Epic diarrhea gaming | +2.41 | 85 | 55 |
| #4 | SeiXX | +1.84 | 77 | 61 |
| #5 | whwy | +0.41 | 52 | 71 |





