








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 208 | 33% |
| Smokes | 160 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 146 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 124 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $79,292 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sharpy | 63 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | OTIS | 52 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | lumiaire | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | chung | 11 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | Karrot | 8 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboy Peek | +7.10 | 70 | 43 |
| #2 | lumiaire | +5.33 | 93 | 50 |
| #3 | terrorist | +0.14 | 72 | 24 |
| #4 | OTIS | -0.54 | 56 | 54 |
| #5 | noodle | -0.93 | 42 | 34 |





